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Against the Crowd

This was truly amazing. Beyond the drop-dead cool animations, this movie did more than just prove the fact that the portal is a collection of tasteless material. It is one of the first movies to actually evoke emotion. And it did it successfully. A "caring" film on Newgrounds... it sounds so oxymoronic...... maybe this movie may make that a thing of the past!

Would've been funny if....

Okay. First off of the bat, this is too close to both the Assassin parody, and the Camp Chaos Parody. As a matter of fact, anyone who who sees this can TELL it is based on the Camp Chaos parody! So you'll have to find a way to make yours a tad less than the one at Camp Chaos.

And another thing... the Romp contracts it's cartoons. The Romp didn't make "Napster Bad." It just showed it on it's site. Can I clear that up?

When Enough Is Enough

This was the first portal entry I ever saw... and liked. Back then, it was in the top 10. Now it keeps getting lower on the list, and eventually, it will be off of the Top 100. Why? Well, the Wazzup thing got out of hand. Now everyone hates them, so likely, this excellent entry is suffering.

And it shouldn't be!

How the Cheap Stuff gets there.

This is not a bad movie. It's funny. It's just lacking of talent, and it's certainly not deserving of it's number 4 spot. But it has a reason to be in the number 4 spot! It has the word "Fuck" in it! Wow! That makes a bad portal movie good! The same goes for Porn! Add porn to any Portal entry, and watch it get in the top 100!

Sure this movie is funny, but the only thing funny about it, is the sound file, which came from someone else. (so I think) The movie that should be up here, is Professor Bobby Knight, Which will soon be like the classics: Souped-Up Civic, And Blanco Y Negro , which are terrible under rated!

Way Down There

I was the second person ever to view this movie on the portal. The first 7 votes ever cast, were 5's. And it well deserved it.

Why is this movie so low in the portal? It has some of the best artwork and animation I've ever seen in Flash, it's a hilarious, yet awakening parody, and it's fun to watch! But WHY is it so low in the portal? It should be no lower than 5th in total rankings, as of the time of this review.


It is sad to see this portal movie, voted so low!

Vote it a 5! I

Well Animated, Funny, and under-rated.

Chinese Restaraunt has ALWAYS been a favorite of mine. It's the movie that got me going to the portal. It is well-animated, and really funny! (well.. cat lovers might object)

Chinese Restaraunt is a parody of the Harry Chapin song "Cat in the Cradle." (Duh!) And after hearing the original parody sound file of this, I can't help but point out, that some work with the sound was done. That or it just sounds like it.

Chinese Restaraunt should be much higher on the portal list than it is. This is a well-animated movie, yet it sits below such entries as "Delta Ebonics," which is funny, but it's not a better movie!

Almost everyone will love this movie. So see it! NOW!

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