Sans57's Reviews

["trapped"]

Against the Crowd

This was truly amazing. Beyond the drop-dead cool animations, this movie did more than just prove the fact that the portal is a collection of tasteless material. It is one of the first movies to actually evoke emotion. And it did it successfully. A "caring" film on Newgrounds... it sounds so oxymoronic...... maybe this movie may make that a thing of the past!

[Metallicrap - Lars Speaks]

Would've been funny if....

Okay. First off of the bat, this is too close to both the Assassin parody, and the Camp Chaos Parody. As a matter of fact, anyone who who sees this can TELL it is based on the Camp Chaos parody! So you'll have to find a way to make yours a tad less than the one at Camp Chaos.

And another thing... the Romp contracts it's cartoons. The Romp didn't make "Napster Bad." It just showed it on it's site. Can I clear that up?

[Metallicrap]

What This Is

Okay. Before you go ahead, and give this movie a 0, or a 1, realize this. This, while it may be far from the best portal movie ever (No.. No... not the movie... I'm talking in general!) There's a storyline here. This is another confession of Metalligreed's hippocracy! Any Metallica fan that still exists needs to get a rude awakening. As the band Motley Crue expressed in their super-well animated film from Camp Chaos, Metallica didn't sue Napster because they were poor, they sued their fans, to get media attention for their summer concert. And this movie, is the direct result. Okay... so it's a little crummy in animation... okay... really crummy. But some effort was put into this. Realize that.

And you metallica fans, you'll LOVE this site - http://www.campchaos.com !

[Cooties Bar: Tarot Cards]

Huh?

Okay... I've seen all of the Cootie's Bar episodes at the ROMP, but I think something is wrong....

For one.. how come most of these ROMP cartoons are submitted by other people??? The person who submitted Tarot Cards, is different than the person who submitted X-Ray glasses. They're both made by the same person... That sort of confuses me. Maybe someone else can explain.

Other than that, this is really well-animated, and funny!

[Street Life]

Dethroned

There's a reason Street Life was number one for so long. It had pretty much the most nudity of any Portal entry. Now that Cooties Bar come along, Street Life has become just another portal entry.

No questions asked, this is Will Stamper's prized peice of work. Compare it to everything else he has done, and this one, by far, stands out. There was TONS of work put into this entry, it is just that when compared to such masterpeices as "Prof. Bobby Knight," it seems a little over rated.

[Cooties Bar X-Ray Glasses]

Could this be the best flash peice ever?

When I first viewed this, I was NEVER expecting such a great entry! It actually made me check out the ROMP!

It is the 3rd episode of the Cooties Bar series, and it came at a nice time. The X-Ray glasses are downright cool. The drawing and animation is extremely well done, and it's got tons of goodies in it!

The game does have glitches, however. For one, I noticed that on the first scene, (With the woman throwing darts) when I moved my mouse in the upper-right hand corner, the game froze. Also.. some of the things (Such as the gypsy's balls) don't always click on... so sometimes, you can get away with it.

You can understand it best when you see the entire series of Cooties Bar! (Including why the guy's arm got bitten off!)

This game, hands-down, deserves a 5. And I have one thing left to say:

"You read my review, and for this, I kill you!!!"